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Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

Two Brits, George and Mark, set off from New York City to explore the back roads of America. In this calamity-ridden travel tale, George sets out in true clichéd fashion to discover the real America.

Throw in plenty of run-ins with the police, rapidly dwindling finances and Josephine – the worst car in the world - and you have all the ingredients for a classic American road trip. Will George and Mark make it all the way to California?

And then there is Rachel, George’s girlfriend, left back in England. Would travelling to the United States without her turn out to be the stupidest decision he had ever made?

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Operation Ironman: One Man’s Four Month Journey from Hospital Bed to Ironman Triathlon

Operation Ironman: One Man’s Four Month Journey from Hospital Bed to Ironman Triathlon

Operation Ironman follows George Mahood’s inspiring and entertaining journey from a hospital bed to an Ironman triathlon. After major surgery to remove a spinal cord tumour, George set himself the ultimate challenge –
a 2.4 mile swim,
a 112 mile bike ride,
and a 26.2 mile run,
all to be completed within 16 hours.
He couldn’t swim more than a length of front crawl, he had never ridden a proper road bike, and he had not run further than 10k in 18 months.
He had four months to prepare.
Could he do it?

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Free Country: A Penniless Adventure the Length of Britain

Free Country: A Penniless Adventure the Length of Britain

FREE COUNTRY: A Penniless Adventure the Length of Britain

The plan is simple. George and Ben have three weeks to cycle 1000 miles from the bottom of England to the top of Scotland. There is just one small problem… they have no bikes, no clothes, no food and no money. Setting off in just a pair of Union Jack boxer shorts, they attempt to rely on the generosity of the British public for everything from food to accommodation, clothes to shoes, and bikes to beer.

During the most hilarious adventure, George and Ben encounter some of Great Britain's most eccentric and extraordinary characters and find themselves in the most ridiculous situations. Free Country is guaranteed to make you laugh (you may even shed a tear). It will restore your faith in humanity and leave you with a big smile on your face and a warm feeling inside.

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Every Day Is a Holiday

Every Day Is a Holiday

George Mahood had a nice, easy, comfortable life. He had a job, a house, a wife and kids. But something was missing. He was stuck in a routine of working, changing nappies and cleaning up cat sick. He felt like he was missing out on a lot of what the world had to offer.

He then discovered that it was Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. The day after that was National Curmudgeon Day, and the day after that was Inane Answering Machine Message Day. In fact, the calendar is FULL of these quirky, weird and wonderful events. He realised that somebody somewhere had created these holidays, believing that they were important enough to warrant their own official day. Surely he should therefore be more appreciative of their existence? So he decided to try and celebrate them all. As you do. He hoped that at the end of the challenge he would be transformed into a happier, more intelligent and more content person.

Follow George on his hilarious, life changing adventure as he tries to balance his normal life with a wealth of new experiences, people, facts and ridiculous situations. It’s a rip-roaring, life-affirming, roller-coaster of a ride, where every day is a holiday.

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Did Not Believe: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 7)

Did Not Believe: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 7)

Still living in the shadow of a global pandemic, George and Rachel attempt some of their toughest events so far. Rachel decides to sign up to her first iron-distance triathlon. But a broken bone threatens to derail George’s chances of joining her.

They take on their longest ever run, most challenging swim, their first swimrun event, and a backyard ultra - a race that can only have one finisher.

Ludo - the family’s hairy, four-legged friend - gets in on the action as an official competitor in a muddy fun run.

There are family holidays, a coast-to-coast cycling trip, and three positive Covid tests in the household. Two months of homeschooling three children pushes George to his limit.

Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures with running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal and paddle of the way.

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Did Not Happen: Misadventures During a Global Pandemic (DNF Series Book 6)

Did Not Happen: Misadventures During a Global Pandemic (DNF Series Book 6)

As a new virus sweeps across the globe, George and Rachel are faced with their biggest challenge yet.

The year begins positively with George and Rachel running every single street of their local town. Just days before the country goes into lockdown, they take on the 20 miles of the Grizzly. A race so muddy that firefighters are stationed at the finish line to hose down runners.

Then the year takes a dramatic turn.
Food shortages, homeschooling, quiet roads, home haircuts, yoga, Rachel’s new marathon a month challenge and a walking holiday… in a different part of Devon.
2020 is a year none of them will ever forget.

Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures in running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.

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Did Not Enter: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 5)

Did Not Enter: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 5)

Soon to turn 40, George and Rachel decide to take a break from the usual organised events, instead seeking adventure elsewhere.
Two different cycling adventures in France follow.
One a race against time.
The other a race against wine.
To celebrate his milestone birthday, George and Rachel take on their longest run yet - 40 miles along Britain’s oldest road.
There’s yoga, a funeral, self-imposed running and swimming challenges, and a marathon with the hangover from hell.
A new hairy, four-legged addition to the Mahood family brings more fun, adventure… and rosettes.

Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures in running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.

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Did Not Sink: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 4)

Did Not Sink: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 4)

The lure of a gold-coloured silicon hat is enough to convince George to sign up once again to the Dart 10k swim.
But to get the gold hat, he has to swim it twice.

Despite the trauma of the previous year’s Dartmoor Classic, George and Rachel sign up again. This time the weather takes a turn for the worse and Rachel is forced to make some creative wardrobe improvisations.

Having completed several long bike rides, George now considers himself a relatively experienced cyclist.
On the road.
Off-road riding, however, is something completely unfamiliar to him. His body (mostly his more sensitive areas) takes one hell of a beating during his first ever mountain-bike adventure.

Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures in running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.

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Did Not Start: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 3)

Did Not Start: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 3)

Rachel marks her cycling sportive debut in style with 110 horrendously hilly miles that are apparently all George’s fault.
Now officially a better marathon runner than George - and a rapidly improving cyclist and swimmer – Rachel is pushed to the limits after reluctantly agreeing to an ultramarathon.

Did Not Start also features more family camping holidays, a visit to Paris, the arrival of the Beast from the East, and some unexpected news from a former neighbour.

Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures in running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.

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Did Not Try: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 2)

Did Not Try: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Series Book 2)

After signing his wife Rachel up for her first marathon without her knowledge and living to tell the tale, George is now struggling to keep up with her. He risks her wrath once again by entering her into a half-Ironman triathlon against her will: a 1.2-mile swim, 56-mile bike ride and a 13.1-mile run.

Did Not Try sees George and Rachel travel to Barcelona, Cornwall and the Cotswolds, and helps answer the age-old question: what happens when you are bursting for a wee while riding your bike, but an injured ankle means you can’t unclip your cycling shoes?

Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures in running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.

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Did Not Finish: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Book 1)

Did Not Finish: Misadventures in Running, Cycling and Swimming (DNF Book 1)

Is running a marathon with your partner a wise idea?
What about taking part in a triathlon together?
George is about to find out as he and his wife Rachel put their marriage to the test.

Now settled into life in Devon with their three children, they try to encourage a more active family lifestyle with camping holidays, family bike rides, hill-walking and canoe trips. But things rarely go smoothly.

Meanwhile, George continues to set himself ridiculous challenges. Having been a complete novice swimmer only a year earlier, he decides to confront his incompetence head-on.
By signing up for a 10km swim.
How hard can it be?

Anyone reading George’s books hoping for useful training tips for their own adventures and challenges might be disappointed. His training methods and pre-race preparations are unconventional and perhaps not recommended, but there might be some nuggets of unintentional wisdom amongst the chaos.

Did Not Finish is a series of books about George and his family’s adventures in running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.

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How Not to Get Married: A no-nonsense guide to weddings… from a photographer who has seen it ALL How Not to Get Married: A no-nonsense guide to weddings… from a photographer who has seen it ALL

How Not to Get Married: A no-nonsense guide to weddings… from a photographer who has seen it ALL How Not to Get Married: A no-nonsense guide to weddings… from a photographer who has seen it ALL

Something old. Something new. Something a wedding photographer would never tell you...until today.

After a decade photographing more than 250 weddings, author George Mahood is ready to lift the lid on the industry and expose the truths about what he has learned.

Sometimes controversial, often insightful, but always amusing, George Mahood offers some practical advice to those planning their own wedding, sharing stories of the weddings he photographed (as well as his own marriage), while shedding some light on the role of the wedding photographer and what it is like to document the glorious ups and often disastrous downs of the most important day in these couples' lives.

Whether you're getting married, have no intention of getting married, or are already married (insert appropriate option here), you'll have a great listen.

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Life’s a Beach

Life’s a Beach

Join George and his family as they pack their bags to begin an exciting new life down south. Picking up where Every Day Is a Holiday left off, George continues his celebration of the weird and wonderful calendar days in this laugh-out-loud adventure where life’s a beach.

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The Self-Help Bible: All the Answers for a Happier, Healthier Life

The Self-Help Bible: All the Answers for a Happier, Healthier Life

George Mahood is not a philosopher, scientist, theologian or psychologist.
He is just a fairly average guy who feels like he could be happier and healthier.

He began reading self-help books with the hope of improving his life, but was left frustrated and underwhelmed by a lot of what he read.

So, he decided to write his own.

You should not be expected to read all the books George did to try to better your own life. He did all the reading for you. And he has shared with you what he learned.

This is the only self-help book you will ever need!

In his usual humorous, down-to-earth style, George covers all aspects of self-improvement and personal development. From mindfulness to mindset, food to fear of failure, habits to health, exercise to education, mental health to morning routines, relationships to retirement, self-love to sleep, The Self-Help Bible has it all.

It aims to provide all the answers to a happier, healthier life.
And keep you entertained along the way.

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